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Monday, May 15, 2006

This Can't Be Normal

I was pissy yesterday because it was Mother's Day, and we weren't with my mother, we were with his mother. And it isn't fair that we live so close to his family and not close to mine and I am aware that we chose to live here and that I love it and I know. I KNOW...but it's mother's day and my mom is 350 miles away. Ahem...

On the ride to dinner with his family for Mother's Day, I was cranky due to the above mentioned proximity issues. And so I was cranking out in the passenger seat, and my husband was being very understanding. Telling me it was okay, and normal to feel this way. After about a half hour of crank ass:

Me: Do you ever just want to punch me in the face?

Him: No.

Me: Do you ever want to choke me?

Him: Yes. I do feel like choking you sometimes. But never hitting you.

Me: Do you ever want to push me down on the ground?

Him: Like backwards so your feet fly up over your head?

Me: So you have given this some thought then?

I am starting to miss the newlywed year already......


Blogger Clearlykels said...

I don't know. It sounds pretty natural to me. Also, I think it is good of you to recognize why you were in a bad mood and be aware. Oh, and I have to tell you, the conversation made me laugh. I hope it makes you laugh a bit too.

12:03 PM  
Blogger Jege (Jen) said...

The punching in the face part made me think of this "fight" I initiated with the hubby a few years back (PMS was to blame here):

Me: Would you ever punch me in the face?

Hubby: No, of course not.

Me: What if I punched you first?

Hubby: Still no.

Me: What if I stabbed you in the balls, then would you punch me?

Hubby: Yes, I would totally punch you in the face if your stabbed me in the balls.

Me (angry): WHAT?!! You'd PUNCH me in the FACE?!!!

Hubby: Well, you just stabbed me in the balls!!!

Me: But what if I was possessed by the devil, and it wasnt my fault?!!!

Hubby: You still stabbed me in the balls.


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Blogger Amy said...

LOL This was awesome! I hope you get to see your mom soon (don't let 350 miles scare ya!)

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Blogger Katrina said...

At least you're still getting honest answers. It's when they start putting on the happy face and hiring hit men behind your back that you have to worry.

7:38 PM  
Blogger Josefina said...

The "my family-your family" stuff is really awful...specially christmas!!!
And have you thought it's all thanks to Hallmark or whoever started all these "... Day"...
Anyway, it's good you were honest! And I think your husband is very comprehensive!!!

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