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Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Nose Hair

On a warm spring morning almost two years ago, I was in our bathroom when I noticed a small mechanical device that looked like a pen. When I asked my husband what it was, he told me it was a nose hair trimmer. I questioned no further, and he offered no additional explanation.

Two days later, I used it. I did not read the instructions, nor did I ask for a tutorial. I had never before trimmed my nose hair...but who amongst us wouldn't have tried that out?

I have had no nose hair for the past two years.

Apparently, unbeknownst to me at the time, you are only supposed to lightly trim the hairs that are at the edge of the nostril. I, however, living by wits alone, decided to trim EVERY LAST HAIR from inside my nose. Right...yes...those school loan payments are really seeming worthwile now!

Did you know that nose hair doesn't really grow back? Now you do. Did you also know that nose hair serves an important purpose of keeping our noses relatively unstuffed? Well you do now. Needless to say, it has been two years of hell which has included extensive noseblowing each morning.

Early on in my pregnancy, I learned that pregnancy makes your hair grow thicker and longer...I found this to be true. My hair is like a weed at this point, and the shaving is required more often...but I do not notice it any place more than in my nose.

There is a definite upside to preganancy. I just never figured it would be related to nose hair.

16 Comments:

Blogger Amy said...

oh my lord, Newly, this is hysterical!! I have seen such devices, but NEVER was tempted to put it to use! (Well, not on myself..there are several men I know who need to get acquainted with one.) I am glad to see additional perks coming from pregnancy!!

9:24 AM  
Blogger Clearlykels said...

ha ha ha! Wow, that is something that would have never occured to me. I hope you're fixed now!! Hilarious.

2:15 PM  
Blogger undercover celebrity said...

I had no idea that nose hair doesn't grow back. Are you sure -- I feel like my nose is perpetually hairy -- is that the grossest thing ever?

But I have noticed that right after I trim the meandering jungle within my nostrils that I sneeze a lot more the following few days.

ps - I took your advise and re-entered the blogging ranks. But it wouldn't give me back my old url -- so now I'm at undercoverceleb.blogspot.com

6:05 PM  
Anonymous KidKate said...

Ain't that the truth? I don't have the nose hair problem (but reading about yours is hilarious!) but my god! the leg hair! And why doesn't anybody tell you about this?!

3:02 AM  
Blogger Sarah Louise said...

Good to know...wow! Your blog is so educational!!

Ack, though. Yeah, I'm knocked speechless by all the informations.

8:15 AM  
Blogger Josefina said...

LOL!!!!
that was really really funny! I would've never trimmed my nose! But just in case one day I get tempted, I will know better!
LOL!!!

12:20 PM  
Blogger Katrina said...

Now there's some information I can use! My husband is a handsome man, but could, nonetheless, use a nosehair trimmer. And now I know not to. Thanks!!!

3:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not sure this is quite true in men, infact after using the trimmer the hairs grow back longer and thicker, the sme even if u pluck them.

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