Blowing Up...and not in a good way, like Britney's comeback album.

This is a picture of me on my wedding day. I did not lose alot of weight for my wedding, and no one would have accused me of being "skinny" by any means. But certainly, small children would not have run from me fearing my obesity. I was pretty happy being a little pudgy.

But dear Lord...What the hell has happened?!?



I don't look like I am with child as much as I look like I ate a child. And am I also giving birth to a pair of boobs? Sweet Mother of Pearl...what is the deal with the boob growth?

And this is going to get worse?!? Consider this post a public service announcement. I am not commenting one way or the other for those deciding to have children or not. I am just offering some information to assist in the making of an informed decision.

And does anyone know...will my bra size go back to normal? Lie to me people...lie to me!