The Day the Sun Exploded
It is ninety seven degrees outside. 97. Three degrees shy of 100 degrees. Am I the only one that thinks if it is going to be 97 degrees we might as well just go for 100? I mean we are so close, why not just go for it?
Also, there is this:
Apparently, my new office is situated across the hall from the WORKOUT ROOM! Do you think they are trying to tell me something? Well I'll show them. I will go into the workout room everyday at 4, sit on the bike, and watch Oprah on the flat screen tv...Now whose laughing?!?!
Lastly, I just got an email saying that snack machine won't be hooked up until Friday. Do they not realize I am 32 weeks pregnant? The snack machine is pretty much all I have going for me at this point. What am I supposed to do?
I am seriously rethinking the whole "work right up and until the baby is born" thing. I mean, I was willing to try, but you gotta meet me half way here people. Can I get a Baby Ruth at least?
Also, there is this:
Apparently, my new office is situated across the hall from the WORKOUT ROOM! Do you think they are trying to tell me something? Well I'll show them. I will go into the workout room everyday at 4, sit on the bike, and watch Oprah on the flat screen tv...Now whose laughing?!?!
Lastly, I just got an email saying that snack machine won't be hooked up until Friday. Do they not realize I am 32 weeks pregnant? The snack machine is pretty much all I have going for me at this point. What am I supposed to do?
I am seriously rethinking the whole "work right up and until the baby is born" thing. I mean, I was willing to try, but you gotta meet me half way here people. Can I get a Baby Ruth at least?
4 Comments:
It's 97 degrees before noon?!! Lord. Have. Mercy.
I love your innovative use of the workout room! :)
That is too hot for a pregnant lady... and then there is no candy. That is just not right.
Oh, man, it's been 97 by 8 in the morning here! Of course, I can't remember it being that uncomfortable when I was pregnant. Stay inside and stay cool! :)
Am beginning to doubt the wisdom of working while pregnant, period, since my mind is basically mush and they still expect me to, you know, produce at work. Me: "Hungry. Have to pee. Bloating! Oh, hungry again. Huh, did you say something?"
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