What NOT to say to make a pregnant woman feel better...
Husband: What are you talking about? You are beautiful!
Me: No, I am huge!
Husband: You are pregnant, I love you pregnant...you look like a keg with legs.
Me: ....
Husband: What? You are so cute, you're my little cute tubby butterman!
Me: ....
Husband: I love you.
Me: No, I am huge!
Husband: You are pregnant, I love you pregnant...you look like a keg with legs.
Me: ....
Husband: What? You are so cute, you're my little cute tubby butterman!
Me: ....
Husband: I love you.
posted by Newlywife at 6:12 PM
8 Comments:
Sorry, that's funny though.
LOL!!!!! Oh my god that's awesome. I can't wait to hear the zingers my husband will come up with... ; )
ha ha-- Keg with legs. Isn't that every guys' dream? I love it.
a keg with legs?! a KEG?!! He's just riding on the free pass he got for Father's Day. His birthday isn't coming up soon, is it? Cause revenge is SWEET.
(But I do agree, that even if he seriously thinks you look like a keg with legs, that's every man's dream, Newly!!)
Well, at least he's imaginative. You have to hand him that! Lately, people have been asking me if I'm sure I'm not having twins. What's up with that?! I mean, OF COURSE I'm sure--they have these things called ultrasounds now?--so what they're really saying is, "You're HUGE!" Sorry, had to rant.
Oi, achei teu blog pelo google tá bem interessante gostei desse post. Quando der dá uma passada pelo meu blog, é sobre camisetas personalizadas, mostra passo a passo como criar uma camiseta personalizada bem maneira. Até mais.
...there's brave
...and then there's just dumb.
And/or, maybe he's just really (secretly) wishing that you could dispense beer. I mean, you're practically the perfect woman anyway, could you imagine if you also were a self-sustaining source of drafty goodness? :)
(how's that for positive spin?) :)
omg lol, I have no idea how my husband turned out the way that he did but he would never ever say anything like that to me, and I consider it pure luck that he knows better haha.
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